A Furious Flurry of First Stentences

When did a  sentence  become a way to sentence someone?  Very strange!

There were far too many and never enough glasses.

She ate the pomegranate as she prepared for her last date.

If you don't stop screaming, I'm going to eat the pomegranate.

She was reading about exit strategy when he first called.

I like the Grateful Dead but I don't like lime sherbet.

I didn't tell you to grow blue grass.

Drat another bicycle in my bed.